Jerk Music Critic: Queen, A Night At The Opera

Not so much revolution as incredible evolution, A Night At The Opera was just a more sophisticated incarnation of the quirkier style first introduced on Sheer Heart Attack — but that doesn't take away from it any. Impossible to categorize and captivating in its variety, "Opera" starts off with one of their most vitriolic rockers ("Death on Two Legs") and immediately veers into bubbly vaudeville with "Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon," setting the refreshingly dichotomous and almost satirical feel of the album as riff and rollick alternate all the way to the climax in "Bohemian Rhapsody." Along the way we touch silly gems like "I'm In Love With My Car" and "Seaside Rendezvous," heartfelt offerings like "You're My Best Friend" and "Love of My Life," and even a cerebral slow thinker with "'39." If the album has a sour note anywhere, it's "The Prophet's Song," a heavyhanded 8-minute bender that recalls their early and now understandably less popular quasi-prog days by badly overstaying its welcome; skip that, you lose nothing. Slickly produced and artfully programmed, there's nothing quite like this masterwork in breadth of style or peak of quality, and there's no surprise as to its critical and commercial longevity. God Save the Queen. (Content: harsh language and content in the opening track.)

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The Jerk Music Critic is a collection of amateur music reviews I wrote largely non-professionally between the 1990s and today. Some of these reviews are contemporary and some are retrospective, and a few are rather dated, but all are intended to be free-standing and permanent records of my completely worthless musical opinion. They are presented in no particular order and "new" reviews that occur may actually be simply prior ones I've only now transcribed. Older reviews have been edited to hopefully remove inaccuracies later revealed, as well as add brief content advisories (see "Smash the PMRC") and, where reissues exist with different tracks, brief commentaries on these later additions (the actual star review was not altered).

If you're looking for a specific artist, or just interested to see what I really liked (or really didn't), "When I Break Down" indexes reviews by artist and by number of stars awarded (see "Star Chart" for an explanation).

As we move deeper into the Internet music age where the album format might seem hopelessly antiquated, there is still some artistic value in the LP to those artists who still take advantage of it, and some of these recordings can only be properly appreciated in that context. I hope you enjoy these reviews and recommendations, and don't take them too seriously. — Cameron Kaiser

Star Chart

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An instant classic. Substantially advances/d the state of the art, either technologically, stylistically, or (preferentially) both, and is outstanding music besides. Buy it.

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A excellent album. Nearly every song is a gem; nearly every piece is a winner. Falls short of 5 stars for want of that certain special something, but the difference is in impact, not in musical quality. Buy it.

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Solid. Mostly good songs with a few clinkers. Salvageable with a good playlist. Buy it cheap.

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Mixed. Some good songs stand out, but not enough to make it listenable as a whole. Buy the good songs on iTunes.

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Bad. One or two tracks of even decent quality. Buy the good songs cheap on iTunes.

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Smash the PMRC

I don't advocate for censorship or unnuanced black and white stickers, but I do advocate for parents being able to raise kids in the way they see fit, which might include introducing albums of controversial yet artistic merit at a point in their child's life when they can better appreciate it. The content summaries are intended to be a very general guide, reflective of only my own personal sensibilities and mine alone, and do not substitute in any way for a parent actually sitting down and listening to the album themselves. If you excessively rely on my content advisories, then I'm the one raising your kid, and you really don't want that.